Dear Santa, I need a fine $$# (*##$,want a big $$# and a truck with the Hitch
Bass boat, I'm talkin' Daddy straight rich, takes me out back and sucks my....


Dear Santa, I like a number one hit, ninety adderalls and a skinny $$# (*##$
A thousand acre ranch with a mud bog pit, what? You don't like my list?
Guess what..Well you can suck my...


Dear Santa, let me tell you what I want
Dear Santa, what I really really want

Dear Santa, let me tell you what I want
A couple Ho Ho Hoe's yeah that could be fun
Dear Santa, let me tell you what I need

Dear Santa, don't forget about me
Dear Santa, you know it's Christmas eve, so go and leave them presents underneath the tree.


Dear Santa, let me tell you what I need
A couple fat stacks and a bag of weed
I've been naughty, ain't a damn thing nice

$#&@ leave the cookies, talking Jack on ice

Dear Santa, I want a rocketship to fly me to the moon hang out & kick it!

Pop some rounds, drop some clips, maybe pop some pills, and $#&@ing write some hits
I'm a space cowboy with a Hip-Hop twist
Alien Hoe's is at the top of my list!

Even Mrs. Claus wants a piece of this, So Scandalous!!!!



Dear Santa, let me tell you what I want
Dear Santa, what I really really want
Dear Santa, let me tell you what I want

A couple Ho Ho Hoe's yeah that could be fun
Dear Santa, let me tell you what I need
Dear Santa, don't forget about me

Dear Santa....

GUITAR SOLO:

Go Santa, Go Santa, Go Santa, you better bring me my gifts (4 Times)

Dear Santa, I need my citizenship and a bag of snow

Candy cane strippers slidin' down poles
lickin' Lolly pops deep in Mexico...Ho Ho Ho..


Santa... You better bring me my gifts baby
Santa... Ghost Ride that whip Santa
Santa... From the north to the south pole

Santa... You better eat them cookies...Ugh!

In the Carport mother$#&@er!

Sorry I was ending with the Carport...You broke me down...