I am a patient
Who is impatient for change
I am a doctor

One who is doctored but the same

I am a Mr.

Who is a mystery to most
Oh tell me what you see
You look like you've seen a ghost


Lie on my bench tell me all your problems
Get right down to the root of it all

I am your friend you can trust me always
Not at all, not at all


A.S.P.I.R.I.N
(Repeat x8)


I am a listener
Who is a listing in the sea
Like a ship in the harbour

I'm harbouring listless fantasies

And in the morning when you wake up

Well hurry up now don't be late
Some kind of reason to change your mind
Some kind of reason to celebrate


Lie on my bench tell me all your problems
Get right down to the root of it all

I am your friend you can trust me always
Not at all, not at all


A.S.P.I.R.I.N
(Repeat x8)


Your answer is aspirin for cancer
Your answer is aspirin
Your answer is aspirin for cancer

When you wake up in the morning, take some aspirin

A.S.P.I.R.I.N

(Repeat x6)