She's a witch
a bonafide bore
what's more - she snores

and that is a fact
cow eyes lie
yes it's time to resist

how did I ever
get into this
how could I ever

have kissed that (*##$
so what if she's
got big tits


She's the kinda girl
who changas her mind really quick

she's the kinda girl who
won't just let things sit


she came like a cat
like a cat to cat nop
she came in my lap

with her womanly hips
when I first met her
I came unglued

I played the part of
a blueblooded fool
I'm through with your sewage

I'm through with your trash
I always knew that I'd
get the last laugh


She's the kinda girl
who changas her mind really quick

she's the kinda girl who
won't just let things sit


like two trains on one track
bound for a crash
two red white and blues we were

destined to clash
I can't fix the future
I can't change the past

like fly by night news
we were not meant to last
I'm through with your bluefish

I'm through with your gash
I'm through being screwed with by
you and your wack attack


Jump back for chump love
you won't be back for cover

but no no no no
I'm no chump love sucker
No chump love sucker


No chump love sucker


I thought that your love
was a matter of fact
but I lost my pride

when I realized that
the smack in my bag
and my baseball bat

was all you were after
boys "you dirty rat"
she's a (*##$ and a brat

and a living disaster
she thought she was fast
but I was faster