VERSE 1:
I walk into a thrift shop, like a hipster strip club
Old white condom (w)rappers and I'm really pissed off

Cause it's dirty, and you just hit 30
Yes I called Macklemore a condom, think he heard me?
I'm in a band now, called up Ryan Lewis

Said he can't rap but he said "let's $#&@ing do this"
Little $#&@ing Judas, convert into a Buddhist
Or you might expel his $$# like he got the $#&@ing cooties

Who me? Yeah, you're so $#&@ing hipster
I buy my coats with the tips from the strip club
Magic Mike ain't got %#@! on Magic Macklemore

He got the matchin' jacket from that Seattle thrift shoppin' store
Macklemore full of bullcrap like a matador
Not bad at all, but overrated like a subprime credit score

I'm Lehman, brother, so don't even bother
You pop collar for 3-4 dollars
You're so anti-consumerist

Well, you wouldn't mind, right, if I pirate your music hits?
Ha, well that's another other issue...
I can bet you that you'd get pissed, dude

...Hyprocrisy, I'm just mockin' it
You damn sure talkin' it, but are you walkin' it?
You really out jockin' it -- poppin' it -- haegan daszin it

Damn popular, problem is probably even my mom be lovin' it



VERSE 2:
So what you know about hipster beards?
Hipster hop suits hipster ears

Is everyone else just a little bit weird?
Or is hipster hop to rap what piss is to beer?
Oh! Yeah, I'm on that S.A.T %#@!

That A double T-double T-E %#@!
Oh! No, not going to Williamsburg
To drink molly outta honey bottles with kids from the burbs

Nah, that's not for me
I'll spend my new year's eve like I damn well please
And I will not go to a thrift shop neither

Nothing against, just not a believer
I'm the new Eminem but I go to H&M
And I need to pay for them, so please don't be hatin' then

I'm really normal dude, yes I pay for all my food
I pay for my clothes and my rent and my girlfriend's shoes
I guess I'm a bit confused, I paid for those Chimmy Choos

Maybe Mack was right...and..I need to just let it loose
Hang out with some different dudes, get myself a onesie
I'll go to a thrift shop then all the girls'll want me...