Country music stars
Like to catch their buzz
They smoke a lot of weed

Yeah, those country singers
Like to catch their buzz
They love to drink whiskey


Shotgun-Willie
He got popped on the highway with

A roach of Afghanny in his ashtray
Them cocaine cowboys just
Don't feel right unless they're high


Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers

I wonder if cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers


Those long-haired rednecks
Like to pack their nose
They do a lot of blow

Those dog roofers
Like to take acid trips
They love to go fast, not slow


Behind that clean face in the closet
Hooked on freebase

Lurks another up-and-coming star
Them cranked up cowboys just
Don't feel right unless they're high, high


Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers

I wonder if cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers


Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers
Do you think cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers?

Listen up, people

Don't take the purple acid
You'll have to get down off them towers