Well, bugger off, you !@$(s, bugger off
Well, bugger off, you !@$(s, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough

You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

You've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed

So don't you all be letting that door hit you in the $$#
You've been a splendid audience but oh enough is enough
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off


Well, bugger off, you !@$(s, bugger off ($#&@ you)
Well, bugger off, you !@$(s, bugger off ($#&@ you)

You're like a herd of $#&@in' swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off
Here's to all the smokin' vixens waitin' for the band

Thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand

But please don't take offense, because this song is not for you

We'd be happy to oblige you when this $#&@in' crap is through

Well, bugger off, you !@$(s, bugger off

Well, bugger off, you !@$(s, bugger off
You're like a herd of $#&@in' swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off


Now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss
When truth be known you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss

So give it up you $#&@in' wad oh cunt you'll not be laid
The sooner you were out of here the quicked we'll be paid


You'll get no more this evening stinkin' $#&@ers bugger off
So haul your $$#es out of here you cunts and bugger off