I wish I had a nice song to sing today
But they shut off my water and my woman ran away
They got the car last Saturday night

And there's no food so I'm on a diet
If that's what you want another clich
I'm telling you true the dog died today


I'm feeling crappy really crappy
While the rest of the world is happy

Really crappy really sad
Wondering what else can go bad


Well I got a headache that won't go away
And I can't find a job no matter what I say
I guess I'll have to move out next Monday at noon

Haven't seen my parents much I'm gonna see them soon

I'm feeling crappy really crappy

While the rest of the world is happy
Really crappy really sad
Wondering what else can go bad


Haven't had a meal now for nearly a week
I opened up my wallet and I went to take a peek

But all that is in there is a lonely dollar bill
It's not quite enough to eat my fill


I'm feeling crappy really crappy
While the rest of the world is happy
Really crappy really sad

Wondering what else can go bad

Feeling crappy

Feeling crappy
Feeling crappy
Feeling crappy