Well a woman I love is named Ramona
She kinda looks like Tempest Storm
And she can dance like little Egypt

She works down at the snake farm



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Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty

Snake Farm – well it pretty much is
Snake Farm – it's a reptile house
Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh......



Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor

She got a tattoo down her arm
It's of a python eatin' a little mouse
Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm


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I asked Ramona how come she works there
She says it's got it's charms
Nothing to do in the winter

Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm

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Well Ramona likes the Shiner Bock beer
And the band from England that's called The Alarm

She said she cried when they broke up
She still plays their records at the snake farm


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Sometimes Ramona calls me up

And says come on down here, it's getting warm
She runs everybody off
And we...you know...it's a snake farm


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