I am dull and simple lad
Cannot tell water from champagne
And I have never met the Queen

And I wish I could have all he has got
I wish I could be like David Watts
And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like David Watts
And lead the school team to victory
Take my exams and pass the lot


Wish I could be like, wish I could be like
Wish I could be like, wish I could be like


He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team

He is so gay and fancy free
And I wish I could have all he has got
I wish I could be like David Watts


And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Watts

They try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble breed


Wish I could be like, wish I could be like
Wish I could be like, wish I could be like.


Thanks to Andrei