I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar


The first time I met him
He said he was a dwarfstar
Cause he was small

And he was... Famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar


The second time I met him
He said I could never be a dwarfstar

Because I was too tall
And I wasn't... Famous


I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

The thir.... The second time I mean

That I went to see him
He was not in a very good mood
He said "stop comin' around here!"


I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar


The last time
That I went to see him

He had passed away

I wanna tell ya

I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

The end...