Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers,
tattooed toes
They're idiots, losers, they're scum

Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won't miss

When your icetrays are filled with piss
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They'll whine, they'll (*##$, they'll $#&@ you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch
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They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco's in your mouth,
there's mustard up your nose

When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
Just try to move your leg
they've put you in a cast

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They may not go down in history

But they'll go down on your sister