I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy
I tell no tales I do no lie


I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy
Halo round my head to tough to die


Main attraction in a freak side show
Down in the ba!@&(t where the cobwebs grow
On my last leg just gettin' by

Halo round my read too tough to die

Rainy days rain cool wine

I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine
Hot sweat on my face
I feel like goin' out someplace


Up late light my chocolate sweet
Down at the gym where the muscle boys meet

I am very nice guy very sincere
In real good shape I have no fear


At the concert when the band comes on
I am in the ring where I belong
On my last leg just gettin' by

Halo round my head too tough to die