He's go so many problems
You can count them one by one
He's a filthy, stupid apeman

He never has any fun
He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill
Plays an old loud drum

He's primitive, barely human

Apeman hop, apeman hop


Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light
Hoppin' like an elephant

Thunderin' like me tonight
He's the world's worst recycler
The iceman comes a lot

He's the devil's apprentice
He's a prehistoric man


Apeman hop, apeman hop

At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl

Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh

Apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop

Apeman