Before I leave a dead man, homie grab my bedpan
Pass a cup of piss to cyclist while riding tandem
Make an X-mas list with pop and Schlitz so mama buy them

Beat yourself a gimp, then weed and shrimp until you vibin'
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, put me on the hot spot
My head in the oven huffing fumes from my pizza pops

Eat and cut off box tops
Then cut my $#&@in' head off
You think I'm $#&@in' kiddin'

Feel the rhythm till my heart stops
Feel the rhythm?
Feel the rhythm till my heart?

Stops