I'm waking up to little light
I get up to cook breakfast alright?!
I'm breathin' in the smell of grease


(cough)


Bacon's sizzling, eggs fried, would you both like syrup on the side
Crap it's coming, I can't stop it now
Whoa


It's coming now, I feel it in my gut
Oh crap it's coming out of my butt

Welcome to the old age, to the old age
This is what I get for being really old.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I need my aspirin, I need my aspirin

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I need my aspirin, I need my aspirin

My stomach hurts, could this be worse

I'll just get some wine, it'll be fine
Maybe Sara won't see and I'll be pain free
Whoa


Oh gosh Granny, what're doin', you know that this stuff is really bad for you
Let's just go eat this breakfast that you cooked,

Oh no!

I can't believe this, you let the eggs all burn

Now I gotta eat some coco puffs
I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry
I know it suck, but I can still party

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I need my aspirin, I need my aspirin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I need my aspirin, I need my aspirin


All systems go, I need to go potty
If I don't soon, I will smell rotty


Oh gosh Granny, let's get you to the bathroom
Because we have those, it's not 1802
But honey I can't run, I really can't run

My ankle is in much pain, sorry I'm so lame
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm really gassy, really gassy
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel better now, wait, where's my aspirin?!