You said I look like what? Like a real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me
Wouldn't act like me, wouldn't look like me?

Ah, hell no

Labcoat, Dolce, clipboard, Prada

... short, short, name tag, doctor
See dub (*##$es, what the $#&@ you would expect
Call me doctor, stethoscope hang around my neck


Sing chick, new %#@!, new show, $#&@ with
Fresh dip, new kicks, only Jimmy Chius (*##$

Been a little while but I'm back again
Summer Roberts back upon the track again
...about the oc's, Ben and ... Deuces !

Did a couple movies, drank a couple movies
Still they coming at me like where you been
You should be asking me...

Critics talking %#@! about my acting,
Nice %#@! ... ain't happening
Who be blogging on the internet

Jealous tricks suck a !@&^get a pap smeare with a oven mit, (*##$
2 heart give you man attack in these trousers
Styling so all the critics wanna doubt her

And I'm unbelievable, check your web browser
Haters get 2 words, doogie howser


Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?

The doctor will see you (x2)

I'm a innovator, a resuscitator

You only part dead, pass the defibrillator, clear
I'm a monster, clear, I go ham,
Jane... can keep the throne cause I don't give a damn, thank you

Every other month, on the cover of magazines
Periodical front and center with the pouty mouth
Still they pounce me coming out my house

Paparazzi flashing up, pop pop when my... comes out
Little bitties actresses, trying to get they $$#es kissed
Makes me wanna slap a (*##$

Put them on a blacklist
5 foot nothing, slow like camera
Natalie get mad at me, remind who the black swan

$#&@ the enemies, $#&@ the fame
Just addicted to the money and the game
So when you see us doing 80 in the Prius ...

What's my mother$#&@ing name?

Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?

Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
The doctor will see you (x2)