You said I don't look like a what?
Like a real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me?

Wouldn't look like me?
Lab coat Dolce, Clip board Prada, Vera Wang Short shorts Nametag: Doctor C Dub, (*##$es
What the $#&@ you expect

I'm a doctor Stethoscope hanging round my neck
Same chick, new %#@! New show, full clip Fresh dipped, new kicks Only Jimmy Choos (*##$!
Been a little while

But I'm back again Summer Roberts Back up on the track again
Peaced up out the OC Ben & Brody, deuces
Did a couple movies

Drank a couple juices still they coming at me
like where you been you should be asking mischa barton critics talking %#@! about my acting nice chick schtick aint happening
Who be bloggin on the internet Jealous trick, suck a !@&^

Get a pap smear with an oven mitt (*##$!
Too hot Give your man a tent in his trousers
Styling so all the critics want to doubt her And

I'm unbelievable
Check your web browser
Haters get Two words Doogie Howser (CHORUS)

I'm an innovator
A resuscitator
You only part dead Pass the defibrillator (Clear)

I'm a monster (Clear)
I go HAM Jay & Ye can keep the throne
Cause I don't give a damn

Every other month on the cover of Magazine, periodical
Front and center with a pouty mouth
Still the pounce

Me coming out my house Paparazzi flashing out Pop pop when my gat come out
Lil bitty actresses
Trying to get they $$#es kissed

Make me want to slap a (*##$
Put em on a blacklist
Five foot nothin'

Flow like Cam'ron
If Natalie get mad at me Remind her who da Black Swan. $#&@ the Emmys $#&@ the fame
Just addicted to the money, and the game

So when you see us doing 80 in the prius full tint, louie print what's my mother$#&@ing name? (CHORUS)