[Verse 1]
You have reached R.Kelly
Unfortunately, I'm sleep

Been out partying all night
And I'm blasted off that Hennessey
I hop to hotel lobbies

Going to them after parties
Throwing up and carrying on
Bout to have somebody drive me home

I get through the door
Fall on the floor
Get up

I'm staggering
Look upstairs
%#@! is blurry because I'm real bent

And now I don't know whether I'm coming or going
And this goes out to all of my honeys that's calling


[Chorus 1]
Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you

If I'm not asleep or
Smoking on some trees or
Having a little sex or

If I'm not faded or
Making a baby


(Would you please, yeah)
Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you

If I'm not asleep or (Said if)
Blowing on trees (I'm not)
Having some sex (That's all, yeah)

If I'm not faded or
Making a baby


[Verse 2]
Drinking Belvedere, 7-Up, and gin
I told myself never again

Sleeping while the club is crunk
Don't make no sense to be that drunk
Arguing through the night

Pushing on people and starting fights
I was $#&@ed up
I confess

People saying Kellz is a hot mess
Even after that I was taking shots
Shot after shot

Shot after shot then
I couldn't even open the door to my Benz
Dropped off and I get in the door now

Lying on the stairs snoring now
Why you calling me calling me calling me?
Pick it up

Pick it up
Pick it up Kellz
Why you calling me calling me calling me?

Pick it up

Pick it up

Pick it up
But I'm knocked out sleep


[Chorus 2]
So leave your name (please leave your name) right after the beep (right after) and I'm
Sure to get back with you (Yeah)

If I'm not asleep (No)
Smoking on some trees or (Smoking on trees, yeah)
Having a little sex or (In the middle of having sex)

If I'm not faded or (Yeah)
Making a baby (Won't you please leave your name)


Leave your name right after the beep and I'm (Oh yeah)
Sure to get back with you (Right back)
If I'm not asleep or (I'll call you back)

Blowing on trees (Oh yes, I'll call you back)
Having some sex (I'll call you back)
If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back)
Making a baby


[Bridge]
When the morning comes and I'm sober
And everything is cool
I'll check my message
And I promise to get right back with you

And if you think I'm screening calls
You're motha$#&@in right
That's for the haters
I return calls to all the girls I like


[Chorus 3]
So leave your name (leave your name) right after the beep (leave your name, yeah) and I'm
Sure to get back with you (I'm sure to get back witcha)
If I'm not asleep (If I'm not asleep)
Smoking on some trees or (Trees)

Having a little sex or (Sex or yeah yeah)
If I'm not faded or
Making a baby (Just leave your name yeah yeah)

Leave your name right after (right after, right after) the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you

If I'm not asleep or (If I'm not asleep) (I'll call you back)
Blowing on trees (Oh yes, I'll call you back)
Having some sex (Some sex yeah) (I'll call you back)
If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back)
Making a baby

So leave your name right after the beep and I'm

Sure to get back with you (Sure to get back with you)
If I'm not asleep (If I'm not asleep)
Smoking on some trees or (Smoking on some trees)
Having a little sex or (Having some sex)
(I'm not faded) If I'm not faded
(I'm making a baby) Making a baby (Got to leave your name)


Damn, 200 missed calls