Hey it's a sell out - hey
Let me welcome you Ladies and Gentlemen
I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment ?
Are you ready for a show ?
Gonna rock you gonna roll you

Get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you, razzmatazz you
With a little bit of style

C'mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body

I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pill you
I'll crueladeville you

And to thrill you I'll use any device

A ha ha ha haa


We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce

We'll give you piece de resistance
And a tour de force of course


We found the right location
Got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and the amplification listen

Hey if you need a fix if you want a high
Stickells 'll see to that
With Electra and EMI

We'll show you where it's at
So c'mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you


Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock a la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's

We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you


If you want to see some action
You get nothing but the best
The 'S' and 'M' attraction

We've got the pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans
We get you on the line

If you dig the New York scene
We'll have a son of a (*##$ of a time
C'mon

Let me entertain let me entertain
Let me entertain you tonight


Hey where's my backstage pass ?
Hey that Brian May he's outta sight man
Hey that was a bit of alright wasn't it

Outrageous costumes
Not many not many
And I always wanted to be in opera

Oh man I could give you lessons if you like