When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something ?
You're missing that one final screw

You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh woh

It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !
Ha ha ha ha ha


I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad (I'm going slightly mad)
It finally happened - happened

It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !


Uh uh ah ah
Uh uh ah ah


I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days

But my dear, how about you ?
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad !

Just very slightly mad !
And there you have it !