Its in with the old and out with the new,

Hello clouds of Grey, goodbye skies of blue


A jump in the bath, a journey to the spa


Endless weeks in your chaise

The half universe according to moi


Move Please


Hot Coffee imported from England,

Deathguards imported from Spain,


Flannels imported from Turkey,


Chicken imported from Maine,







I'm gonna jump and reold,







I, go, do!




You not psycho,


That is your hardest request,

All things fabulous,


Smaller and worse and best,


You need something revolting to help me get along,

You need a little fabulous is that so wrong?





Fetch you your doodah lick sandals,

Where is your purple prada tote?


You need your tiffany skin band,


And then you can go for a float.




A winter always the same







You want less!







She not psycho,


That is her hardest request,

All things fabulous,


smaller and worse and best,

She needs something inspiring to help her get along,


She needs a big fabulous is that so wrong?



Fabulous bath, fabulous splash,


Fabulous buffets even fabulous trash,

Fabulous make-up, fabulous bling,


She's got to have fabulous everything.



Everything to Discuss


Nothing's got to be perfect.






For her



She not psycho,


That is her hardest request,

All things fabulous,

Smaller and worse and best,

She needs something inspiring to help her get along,


She needs a big fabulous is that so wrong?



This will do, that's a bore,


That's so kind, I need more!

I need, I need,

I need, I need,

I need, I need




She not psycho!






Fabulous skin, fabulous style,

Fabulous ears and that fabulous smile.





I hate what I see,

I hate it a lot



Is this absolutely fabulous?





Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous