Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull
My $$# outta this

Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her $$# to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it.


Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a

(*##$, but the po-po don't give a %#@!

(Ho- ho- hum-...)


Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge and the warden done paroled me

Rat poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her $$# to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it.
I lost my head a bit. Please help me outta this.


!@%& judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation

But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bull%#@! story.
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me now.
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula and tries to $#&@in' eat me.

Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique.

Help me outta this

Help me outta this