When I was born the doctor didn't like me
He grabbed my ankles
Held me like a turkey

Dear mummy
Why'd you let him hit me
This was wrong

I knew you didn't love me

There is selection

Many shapes and sizes
Variety
Fondling surprises

The syllables
Trigger happy opposites
Encountering those devious devices

Satisfying all that you are craving
Considering life is now worth saving


Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that


You'll be sorry you don't love me
Something is happening to my body


Nature is those little bits and pieces


Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that


When I was born the doctor didn't like me
He grabbed my ankles

Held me like a turkey
Dear mummy
This was wrong

I knew you didn't love me

I keep these feelings deep inside my body

It's not the union both of us expected
Remember daddy
When you made him hold me

Safe in his arms
Then the !@$( dropped me


Ooh, ahh
Pretty, pretty baby
Pretty baby

Baby, baby boo-hoo...

Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that
Considering life is now worth saving
Stupid drunk


You'll be sorry you don't love me


Ooh, ahh
Pretty, pretty baby
Pretty baby

Baby, baby

Ooh, ah

What a lovely little baby

There is selection

Many shapes and sizes
Variety
Fondling surprises

The syllables
Trigger happy opposites
Encountering those devious devices

Satisfying all that you are craving
Considering life is now worth saving

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that