Um lampin, um lampin, um cole cole lampin
I got loowies boy, um not trampin
I just came from Da-crib ya know

Um on da go-throw ya tank into metro
Live lyrics from the bank of reality
I kick da flyest dope maneuver technicality

To a dope track, you wanna hike git out ya backpack
Um in my Flav-mobile cole lampin
I took dis g upstate cole lampin

Ta da poke-a-nose, we call da hide-a-ways
A pack of franks and a big bag of Frito Lays


Flavor-Flav on a hype tip
Um ya hype drink, come take a big sip
Um in position, you can't play me out da pocket

I'll take da dopest beat yougot and I'll rock-it
Like chocolate, even vanilla - chocolate, strawberry,
saperella

Flavors are electric - try me - get a shock-a
Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don't fess

I'm a clock-a, rock-a rockin' wit-da-rest
Flavor in da house by Chuck-D's side
Chuck got da Flavor-Flav don't hide

P.E. crazy, Crazy P.E. - makin' crazy loowies for the
shoppin spree


Ya eatin death cause ya like gittin dirt from da graveyard - ya
put gravy on it
Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips

And casket cover clips - dead women hips ya do da bump with -
bones
Nutin but love bones

Lifestyles of the Live-en-dead
First ya live den ya dead - died trying ta clock what I said
Now I got a murder rap cause I bust ya cap with Flavor - pure

Flavor
We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki
Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki

You could put dat in ya don't know what I said book
Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk
Shinavative ill factors by da Flavor Flav

Come an ride da Flavor wave
In any year on any givin day
What a brova know - what do Flavor say

Why do dis record play dat way
Prime time merrily in da day
Right now dis radio station is busy - brainknowledgeably

wizzy
Honey drippers, you say you got it
You ain't got no flavor and I can prove it

Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors
Onion an garlic french fried potatas
Make ya breath stink, breath fire

Makes any onion da best crier

I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect

Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter
Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper
Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style

Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile
Lampin booyee madina style


Kickin da flavor gittin busy
Ya goin ouut, I think ya dizzy
I think ya hungry, cause ya starvin fa Flavor

Flavor most, put it on toast
Eat it-en taste it en swallow it down
Imperial Flavor gives you da crown

Of the king called Flavor, da king of all flavors
Rolls an rolls an rolls life savers
Flavor Flav is in everything ya eat cause everything ya eat got

flavor
Flavor Flav is da first taste ya git in da mornin - ya breakfast
is da flavor

In between dat ta lunch - in between dat dinner - in between dat
ta midnight flavor
Yeah, das right I got somethin fa all da fandangoes of damangoes
of da fandangoes of da mangoes