Yo gee
Come and get your New York Post
New York Post right here

Come on y'all
Get the bost stubost stubost
Coasta coasta New York Post

Yo New York Post don't brag or boast
Dissin' flavor when he's butter that you put on your
toast

Put my address in the paper cause I smacked that girl
She's the mother of my kid's that I took around the
world

Disagreements happens to couples when they share a bond
You shouldn't try to drown your subjects in a duck pond
If you're gonna tell a story about people's worries


Watch what you tell 'em cause they don't bring you
glory

It only brings agony, ask James Cagney
He beat up on a guy when he found he was a !@$)ney
Cagney is a favorite he is my boy

He don't jive around he's a real McCoy
Chuck D yeah, you tellin' Flav we got to let 'em know


Here's a letter to the New York Post
The worst piece of paper on the east coast
Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents

in New York City fifty cents elsewhere
It makes no !@#$ sense at all
America's oldest continuously published daily piece of

bull%#@!
Flavor Flav is the one that makes The Post money
Writers make embarassing headlines funny

Tryin' to undress my past until it's naked
Wont stop Flavor from sellin' no records
Europe Asia to the street of New York

Flavor Flav known for his finesse talk
Do it to good for The Post to employ me
New York Post can't destroy me

Rapper of Public Enemy, rapstar beats lover
With the headline of a $#&@ed up cover
Out the pot to the plate New York Post

get your story straight mother$#&@er
It always seems that they make our neighborhood look bad
Here's a letter to the New York Post

Ain't worth the paper it's printed on
Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton
That is 190 years continuous of $#&@ed up news

Yo one can play the game, two can play the game
Yo Flav read on can't forget you either Jet
Flavor Flav is your best Jet yet

My own people own the most business
Write on faith of value'sness
Should have checked with me before you wrote it

Got it from another source and quote it
Put it out like the new year bull drop
In every beauty parlor and barber shop

Flavor Flav world renown
Can't keep a man like Flavor down
Yo Jet be a good host

Don't print bull like the New York Post
Augh, looks like somebody slipped up here
Anyway here's a letter to the New York Post

Black newspaper and magazines are supposed to get the real deal

from the source y'all

Sorry, Jet you took the info straight out of The Post
Burned us just like toast
When it comes to getting you facts straight about P.E.

Get your %#@! correct