If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know

That I will hunt you down
And to destroy you!
Burn in hell!

I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE !#@*!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy

I don't know why he's concerned about my ^&@#$ size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!

I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em

My PC takes a %#@! on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get

I'm gonna make u eat your own %#@!
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own dick

Thank you for ruining the internet ($#&@ face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Donkey Balls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Cooter Cram)

Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)
I get rebooted and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame joke from my mom

Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what is this Shania twain all naked

I click the link and I get
DICKS ON THE SCREEN
Endless dickage - colossal disappointment

I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick

For every spam I receive
You gonna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later

I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good

Thank you for ruining the internet (%#@!lick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (^&@#$ steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (!@#^ butter)

Thank you for ruining the internet (cunt)
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject

Or communicate with anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race

And then you got these $$#holes
Who gotta be like I'm gonna %#@! all over
This precious gift to mankind

Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gonna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of %#@! to get at them

Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet

Thank you for ruining the internet