Your pubes are on the soap cuz you never wash em off and I never say a THING
There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes and I never say a THING


Well...
I'll move your book onto a different page
I'll let your hamster out of it's cage

I'll call you names when you just left the room
I'll draw mustaches on pictures of you


Passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation at all

Passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation


You haven't got a job and you owe me for the rent and I never do a THING
You always eat my food and you're hogging up the shower and I never do a THING


Well...
I'll put a scratch on your favorite CD

I'll tell your friends you watch TNT
I'll steal your change that you dropped on the floor
I wont tell you when I go to the store


(Guy 1)hey man
(Guy 2)hey

(Guy 1)where'd you go?
(Guy 2)uhh go to the store
(Guy 1)oh well yea I kinda needed some toilet paper it'd be awesome if you could let me know when you do stuff like that

(Guy 2)I'll be sure to let ya know next time

You won't

You won't see this coming at all
You won't
You won't see this coming


Calculated retribution you will feel me indirectly
Retaliation just as well be dealt because I

Farted on your door handle (I got more comin)
I took your roll of toilet paper (No mercy)
I gave your dog diarrhea (He's got more comin)

I threw away your phone charger

So take that (*##$

So take that (*##$
You had enough (*##$?
So take that (*##$

You want more (*##$?
So take that (*##$
So take that (*##$


How could you prove it was me?


That's called passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation at all

Passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation