Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad

Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la

Fa-La-La

Crush your balls
With a sleigh
Jingle bells

In your face

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Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
$#&@ing %#@! up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal

escape from this very merry medley is futile

Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland

The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum


Rum-pum-pum
Crush your balls

With a sleigh
Jingle bells
In your face


(Chorus)