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Psychostick lyrics : "Jolly Old Sadist"

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett

Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar

with EMGs and a whammy bar

I don't know why thats so much to ask

I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some $$# because

(Chorus)

Santa's a !@$( 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an $$#hole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised

Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist

LIES.


All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
with a stewardess named Angelina Jolie

but Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year

a new liver and a truck of beer

I've been so nice and real patient too

but Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because

(Chorus)


Santa
Brought

A lot of
Socks

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