Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?

Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim !@^!...


[Chorus]
Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?
My name is Slim !@^!
Hi, my name is huh?

My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?

My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your $$#?)

My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer


[Chorus]
Hi, kids do you like !@^!?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)

Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I'd suck his dick off


[Chorus]
Hi, my !@#* who?
My !@#* what?

My !@#* it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my !@#*
My !@#*

My !@#* every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my !@#*
My !@#*

My !@#* is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my !@#* who?
My !@#* what?

My !@#* really needs to be filled up

[Chorus]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his $$#, he winked at me

He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender - and I tried to feel his dick up

Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends

99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands but I need me a man

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice $$#!"


[Chorus]
Hi, my name is huh?

My name is who?
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?
My name is the itch itcher (Excuse me)
One of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)

[Chorus]
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)

Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
I feeled up my balls and buttcheeks
!@%( lube got my $$# greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I###ming or going, I can barely decide

I just drank a pint of !@&( - dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad

Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's !@$^o mag

[Chorus]
Hi, my !@#* who?
My !@#* what?
My !@#* gets tapped up
Hi, my !@#* who?

My !@#* what?
My !@#* it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my !@#* who?
My !@#* what?
My !@#* occasionally reamed out
My !@#* it needs to be filled up
Your !@#*

Your !@#*
Your !@#* is always getting plugged
Your !@#*
Your !@#*
Your !@#* is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little (*##$

You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little (*##$ I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Phamily trick
You little (*##$ [Laughs]
Slim !@^!!