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PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS lyrics : "Red Neck Hoe 99"

Ain't that about a hoot
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills

Lookin for a piece of that tender young $$#, yaww
Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa

Rappin to this (*##$ with a red neck
A red neck, them $#&@in red neck
Rappin to this (*##$ with a red neck

Violent J gonna step to that red $$# neck
(*##$ you're a red neck
But I gives a $#&@ I'm bout to step

I never met a southern belle cowpolk
And I know till now you've only $#&@ed your kinfolk
(*##$ I can't believe that

Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out

(*##$ I knows you's a freak
Lemme (*##$ slap that butt cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut

And don't say %#@! you funky $$# fat (*##$
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants

But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo
Biatch wait hold up (What?)

I can't have Pa starin at my butt
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs


[Chorus]
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (*##$ (Come again y'all)
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky (*##$


[Chorus]
Rappin to this (*##$ with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken $$# red neck

A (*##$ with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo Shaggy step to that red $$# neck
(*##$ it's Shaggs

Before I teabag your face take off them rags
You been chillin in the barn all night and day
Shovelin horse %#@! and $#&@in with hay

(*##$ it's your neden I'm finna tag
I don't give a $#&@ play your Ricky Skaggs
Yeah that's right $#&@ Conway Twitty

With your red $$# nipple on your red neck titty
(*##$ I'm rollin down south
With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth

And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat
But after I tap it, man $#&@ that
(*##$ I'm from the big city

And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
Aww %#@! it's Wilbur's daughter
Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her

(*##$ drop them hog balls
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all I know

But I still $#&@ed that red neck hoe

[Chorus]

(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (*##$ (Come again y'all)

(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky (*##$


[Chorus]
I know a red neck (*##$ named Wylita, straight stack

Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face (*##$ two or three good teeth
But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now I remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, $$# hangin all out

Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang
That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there Missy I'm from the East
And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece
You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's

Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black
While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
You like it rough (*##$ don't you I'ma bring the pain
She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne

Rappin to this (*##$ with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken $$# red neck
A fat bubbly (*##$ with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck
(*##$ it's Twiztid with a Z
You red neck hoe is you $#&@in with me?

Neden scabbed up like a horses $$#
But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag
(*##$ what the $#&@?
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And I saw more teeth on an apple

(*##$ you better ask Uncle Gus
Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get $#&@ed up
Oh me? I talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin

[Chorus]
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (*##$ (Come again y'all)
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky (*##$
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (*##$ (Come again y'all)
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (*##$ (Come again y'all)
(*##$ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a (*##$ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky (*##$


[Chorus x2]
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth

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