I'm the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls with ill flows ill ho hell knows
pantyhose holes full of No Doz
Make your earholes %#@! pop six Pep Bysmol sick abysmal (*##$ suckin !@(*s instead of dicks

for kicks
No time for fake (*##$es, just sip some orange juice with my real (*##$es
And I just got three wishes I ain't askin for world peace

I want Range Rovers in three different colors Genie gimme the damn keys!
Dead wrong like a Dead sticker on a bong bombs runnin arms and rayguns with Ron Reagan to
Vietnam and Iran

I'm blonde and dumb, I just taped over your demo with my song, gagged Cisco with his thong
I ain't kiddin I'm filled with lil pills of Ritalin riddle middle men to rob Bailey and Biddle
again tell a friend

I use men like Mennen in my armpit I'm bad I can't stop it
Evil twin count as two in your caucus tell Murdoch lemme in his office
I'm a steal the carpet then Fox and then Rawkus, voted for Dukakis, and I like Secaucus

Cuz they got the word @@#! in it
Welcome to my world, such a nice nice girl, welcome to my world
Of course I'm getting lost ran into Kate Moss

Fed her a nine course full of chopped horse and forced her to toss
10 times divorced I speak in Morse-dot dot dash dot dash (HuH?) I just told you had an ugly $$#!
Type rash unabashed crass with a brain rash strapped for cash take me to your trailer I'll

steal your trash
Ask me a question, I love to lie, hey look girl is that Jimi Hendrix? 'Scuse me while I kiss
your guy

Everyone tells me I'm the female Eminem-well all I'm gonna talk about is getting $#&@ed up the
ass then
Don't be mad Em I'm just playin, I wish I had a Dr. Dre and sold out shows one million white

faces in Dayton
Ritzes stead of Days Inn (*##$es for maids then
2 scoops of raisins amazin lays by names like Casey Kasem

Lazin by the pool with record industry fools Crystal in my drool, man that'd be cool
I'm like Whoa
Let me answer the question of the day-I was born in Spanish Harlem then moved to PA

On 172 and St. Nich. Food stamps and WIC 'til my folks worked themselves rich (this track's
making me sick)
If you want to compare me like white Lil' Kim female Kool Keith

I'm speak and keep it simple, here's your brain on Princess Superstar pretty mental:
Ok-- I'm the Black Shirley Temple
Iced out like Entenmanns iced pens and diamond engines and denims

Got 10 Yemins countin Benjamins with Lettermans
Killin Pac mens like Inky and Binky
When ya stick your finger in me it'll be sticky come out with a diamond ring on your pinky

Work six different angles, nicer tits than all the Bangles
Got Kangols singin Star Spangles - Oh Say Can You See
I'm better lookin than the flag you can sing that %#@! to me (I'm gonna get in big trouble

Louise!)
I'm taking a stance spend my big advance on a 500 man lap dance
Put ants in Bagger Vance's baggy pants sir come dance it's just my circumstance

I wanna watch him do the Safety Dance, I'd do it myself but I can't
Or I'll just give my dough to my new label for nice dinners and liquor
I'm playin but, um next year that advance needs to be bigger