I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was 32, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear

She says it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice


My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed to go

A !@*! doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be
Oh, sister

Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend


I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a !@#$

She only wanted to turn me out
She [took a whip to] me until I shout
"Oh, [mother$#&@ersjustamother$#&@er]

Can't you understand?"

Oh, sister

Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend

I know what you want me to do
Put me on the street
And make me blue

Oh, sister, oohoohoooow