(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last
night)
(With 7 games on the schedule)

{phone rings}
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)

Talk
X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?

(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)

U gotta watch this show that's on

Watch what?
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)

What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later

Later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)


So I'm walkin' down the street and umm..
This mutha$#&@a comes up 2 me and says
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)

(Can U give?)
I said "Ain't that a (*##$? U oughta get out of my face"
(Oh)

And he tried 2 rob me
(Mutha$#&@er, mm)
And he was chokin' me, right?

Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun
Do U hear that %#@!?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven


And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this mutha$#&@er, right?

("What's up man?")
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ahhh! "$#&@ him up")

They beat his $$# so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U !@$(s, mm)
These ^!$$%'s are crazies

So I said "$#&@ it"
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's

house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)

I don't know what she was doin'
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn't get no answer?

She was doin' some wrong %#@!
"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)

I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(Oh)
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window

Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!

I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
"Uh"
Jannell's a Rican, U know?

And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, U
know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed

And then I ran
But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin'
and I fell

That somethin' was Jannell
(Get off!)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving

And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
Jannell can bob
She kicked my $$#

Damn!
"Oh God"
So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island's
Uh-oh, one 2 many

Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew! That was close
(Yo mutha$#&@er, ain't U the one stole my money?)
Oh %#@!
(Yeah, that's U)

I gotta run y'all
(That's U ^!$$%, come here)
(Kick your mutha$#&@in' $$#)
Ahh, ahh
Now what is this crazy mutha$#&@in' %#@!?

Ahh, ahh

Man, did U see it?
Did U hear it man?
Yeah man

It was so crazy, that %#@! man
Ha, yeah I know, I couldn't believe it
Ah man, but I tell U what man
I'm kinda wiped out man
So I'm goin' 2 get some rest man
Yeah, I hear ya

I'll see U tomorrow man
Later
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, ^!$$%
Ha ha ha