She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstance

She was older but rich beyond compare

She'd drop a thousand dollars at the saloon just 2 get her hair did
He was good at compliments, better in the bunk
She laced him with a crib in Paris, he hipped her 2 the funk


Way 2 fine he was 4 her
A dirty dog in expensive fur

As long as she's providing chips and whips
We can do this funky thang
As long as she was playing the host

He figured he would make the most of them hips and lips
He hooked her up, rocked her coast 2 coast


Ugly...
So ugly, rich beyond compare
She's dropped a couple hundred thousand dollars on a silver whip

Just 2 match the color of her hair
She said "Eye got plenty of what U need.
Put the spoon down honey, c'mon, let mama feed U"


She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance

Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstance


Where was Eye? Oh yeah...
A gentleman he was
He never spoke about her nose

So prominent because in the dark it'd glow
If she was only tan instead of so lily white
Her name was Doris but he called her "Fluo"

As in "-Rescent" - That ain't right
Fluorescent every night
A situation bound 2 fail

As sure a Doris' skin was pale

Money might talk, but what does it say?

U better get busy if U wanna get paid
"Boy, Eye was fine back in the day"


She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

That's the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstance
Now, dance


Dance

He spent her money oh so well

Take a bath in cold Kristal
He took a trip 2 burn an old flame in 'Frisco, like wow
But Doris caught him in her arms

She shrugged her shoulders and said "No harm"
Just put Ur name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco


She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstance

She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance

So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstance

Now, dance

Dance