Hey yo, what up man?
How much it cost 2 get in this mother$#&@er?
What the... U people can't come in here

What U talkin' about man?
This is not the place 4 U
%#@!, all I wanna do is use your telephone (Turn all that

$#&@ing %#@! off)
(Hey, hold on U, U just... hell, U just go now! Let go of
me!)

Why U white mother$#&@in' peckerwood, U redneck
son-of-(*##$!
(That $#&@ing ^!$$% - get out!)

I'll kick your mother$#&@in' $$#! (Hold back!)
Here we go


If U ain't got no money, U can't taste mine
Man, he got 2 be crazy


Yo, what's this mother$#&@er talkin about G?
Yo Tone, I don't know
Cold grab the mic and just wreck some %#@!!


(Come on y'all) {sample repeats in song}


U got a black mother$#&@er in the house on the 1 and 2
Some who don't like the language, I say "Yo, $#&@ U!"
Cuz this a record and I'm irate

And as a matter of fact, let's set the mother$#&@in'
record straight
Some of U can't stand the way I bring it

And can't stand the way a black mother$#&@er swings it
Check this out G
If U never stereotyped it, the stereotype would never be, ho!


But 4 now, U got some black mother$#&@ers in the house
(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)

Yeah, U got some black mother$#&@ers in the house
(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)


Don't U hate it when a jig is in the house? (Yep)
He ain't been in the club 5 minutes
'Fore 6 or 7 cuss words flyin' out his mouth ($#&@

U)
Hand all on his erection
Makin' rude gestures in your girl's direction

Don't U hate it when they get up and dance?
U don't watch Soul Train, U ain't got a chance
What the hell they got 2 come here 4? (Hell, I don't know

Cliff)

Next time we need a big white sign at the door that says

"No black mother$#&@ers in the house" (Yep, that'll do
it)
Get the hell out of here

No black mother$#&@ers in the house
(Common ho) (Oh my God!)


Yeehaw!
Best place 4 a coon's in the tree (Yep, get a rope)
Yeah


I don't know Charlotte, that big one's kinda cute
(Black, black)

Why he could stir my lemonade any day
(Black mother$#&@ers in the house)


Ah, here he comes again

Now I'm hyped and I'm vexed, streamin' 2 set it

off
It's time we saw U with the N.P.G., the refs get off
I mean we come off, I believe it's cuz of the %#@! we

tossed
I'm thinkin' about the redneck mother$#&@er who thinks
he's the boss

Who's the dudes that let loose the vibe?
Yo, and labeled me just another chicken-eatin' ^!$$% in the
tribe
4 a man with no tribe is a man with no family
Dumb mother$#&@er, understand me?


What did U say? Billy Bob, go get my pistol (Mm-hmm)
U got some black mother$#&@ers in the house
(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)
I'll cut your $$#

Yeah, U got some black mother$#&@ers in the house
(Get up, loc) (Oh my God!)

{repeat phrase 3 times}
Black, black {x3}

Black mother$#&@ers in the house

Hey, let go of my arm
^!$$%, what's wrong with U?
Uh oh

Where U taking me?
Shut up
Ooh, is that your car?
U know it

Cliff, U gotta do something

Damn, this %#@! is boring
Why don't U boots do a solo or something? U...
Hey boy, U gonna play the piano or just bang on it?
(Black, black, black mother$#&@ers in the house)
About time, hell
(Black, black, black mother$#&@ers in the house)
Cliff, that boy on that piano kinda good

He's alright, it's that big one I got a problem
with
Billy Bob, get my pistol, %#@!
And he got a real pretty mouth
Now watch

Yo, U got the black mother$#&@ers in the house (What up, loc?)


See, that's what I'm talkin about, he...
He oughta keep his place (He oughta keep his place)
Sho'nuff some black mother$#&@ers in the house (What up,
loc?)

Alright, where is he?

Floyd, what in the sam hill did happen 2 U?
[Cut them ^!$$%z in a ... ] (I kinda like that part)
Ha, ha, ha

Can I tell U one thing I do not like?
Give a $#&@ what U like! (I'll do him, Cliff)
I do not... boy, don't U holler at me, I hate that

Casey trippin', boy in the house
Hey
I don't like my...
Come here boy
I don't like crackers in my soup
Don't U know I will cut your $$# 3 ways: long, deep and
constantly!


Come on y'all
Stop racism now!