Now this is the story all about how,
My life as a student turned upside down
In CS 50 just wait and see

I'll tell you how I became the prince Chem 14D.

In the south side of campus, I studied and played,

In lecture halls was where I spent most of my days.
Taking 14 A to C, everything's cool
Gen chem's a breeze, I aint no fool.

When O chem appeared, I said this is no good
SN 1 and 2, I felt misunderstood.
After one little problem set my TA got scared,

He said, "Go to office hours and see Garg really cares."

I raised my hand thinking, Garg help me please,

And he said, "Don't you worry this stuff's a breeze."
Bromine, chlorine, are good LG's,
But not fluorine, it's just a tease!


Okay, I get it now,
Strong Nuc's, aprotic solvents, I'll allow.

Is this what chemistry students are living like?
Hmmm, this might be alright.


But wait, what about SN1, E2 n all that?
This is just the beginning of my little chat.
Backside attacks

Epoxidation
Bromonium ions, I need a vacation!


Carbocation stability is always hard to tell,
Tertiary carbons are the most swell.
Anti or syn is the age old question,

Looks like time for 'nother review session!

I opened up Vollhardt but the test was near,

My brain wasn't fresh and looked like death in the mirror.
If anything I could say I could pull off a B,
But I can do better, I'm the prince of 14D


I pulled up to the room about 12 or 1
And yelled to Jesus, "This test will be fun."

I looked at Garg,
And he smiled with glee,
And I realized he's the real king of 14D.