There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye

Eye for a tooth

When I roamed young

I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town


It's nice, so nice, to be


Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls

SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

She's so fine

She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat


She's fine


A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps

On a Crossman
And it's time to play


It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys

Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF