I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be

But you don't see me
No one can see me


I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly

I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
But you don't see me
No one should see me


I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating

I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy
Bottom-a bit of !@$^ography
But you don't see me

No one should see me

??

I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door!
And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!
And I've been gettin my $$# chewed since the day I arrived!