Hello Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away

Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry


Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the !@&! boat
Damn then sonsa(*##$es with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die

C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why

Hey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard the brand new sound

It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix
Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It's called "Heavy Hometown"

New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why