They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise.
I will not be told what to do.

I shall not step aside.
They call me Mr. Knowitall
I have no time to waste.

My mouth it spews pure intellect.
And I've such elegant taste.
They call me Mr. Knowitall.

I sup the aged wine.
Oh I could tell such wonderous tales
if I should find the time.

I must be Mr. Knowitall
For ideas they come in bounds.
I am Mr. Knowitall

So spread the word around.
They call me Mr. Knowitall
I am so eloquent.

Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent.