She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers stares away

Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain

She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And stuffs more nonsense in her brain


Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails

To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutted troll

We fill their coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of $$#hole


More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV

There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just

Moron TV

More on TV

There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be

More on TV
Than just
Moron TV


More on TV
There's gotta be

More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV

Than just
Moron TV


That one's famous for a sex tape
That one's famous from her dad
That one had more babies

Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all the little girls squeal

And that one wants to be President
'Cause she's got moron appeal


More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV

There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just

Moron TV

More on TV

There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be

More on TV
Than just
Moron TV