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PRIMUS lyrics : "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so !@#$ed fast
He never did win no checkered flag

But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"

With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun


Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3

I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me

Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they

Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver

22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

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