Intro

Well, now it is the time of year

When a giant bunny with floppy ears
Leaves colored eggs upon my lawn
And a smile upon my face


But the biggest joy that I can find
Doesn't come from eggies left behind

It comes from seeing those delicious Peeps
Die in brand new ways....


Verse 1

If you stick one in the freezer, and then wait an hour or so

It smashes really easily when struck hard with a blow
Or if you'd rather see 'em blow up like a balloon,
Just stick 'em in the microwave and it'll happen soon

Chorus

If you just think creatively, then you can be destructive

Playing with your food has never once felt so productive
One by one, in handfuls, by the box, or in a heap,
I love to find out all the many ways to kill my peeps.

Verse 2

You can slice 'em, you can dice, you can cut 'em up really bad

You can stab 'em up with toothpicks, if you're feeling kinda mad
Electrocute 'em, blow 'em up, or light 'em up with fire
I can kill these peeps all day and never ever tire.

Chorus

If you just think creatively, then you can be destructive

Playing with your food has never once felt so productive
One by one, in handfuls, by the box, or in a heap,
I love to find out all the many ways to kill my peeps.



Slower outtro


We'd like to say no peeps were harmed in the making of this song,
But you and I both know that statement couldn't be more wrong

But it helps to know they're candy, so they never will feel pain,
(a tempo) So let's fire up that microwave and sing this song again
Chorus


If you just think creatively, then you can be destructive
Playing with your food has never once felt so productive

One by one, in handfuls, by the box, or in a heap,
I love to find out all the many ways to kill my peeps.