Narcissistic, anorexic, so unstuck but so pretty
I love you
[Incomprehensible] you're the only truth in this city

Don't ever change

Don't change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain

That's good advice
But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise
She's already been told twice


Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh
Would you ever change, oh, oh, oh

Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect
You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect


Paranoiac drug addicted, !@$^ographically afflicted
Sleep with me
Two legs a @@#!, a woman's soul, strange how this lady can control

Ooh, show them to me

You can hardly see this woman only wants you for your money

You who have not
Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey


Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh
Would you ever change, oh, oh, oh
Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect

You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect

One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three

Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that

Artistic repetitious, people-phobically suspicious

With an over sized schlong
Unemployable illegal, you're a whole film by Don Siegel
Ooh, write me a song


Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day
You're back in the line

If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing
Ooh, you'll be just fine


Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh
Would you ever change, the best part of Ohio
Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect

You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect