He only comes out at night
To find a tasty bite
Nothing is new, I've seen his gaze before

Watching and waiting
He's sitting with you but eyeing some Basset Hounds


So many to taste and see
Chihuahua fricasse
Dear Leader is wild, but he's tamed by the taste of a puppy's tail

Served up on a platter
The school lunches are sure gonna get bizarre


Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he'll chew you up
Oh here he comes

He's a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he'll chew you up

Oh here he comes
He's a dogeater


I wonder if Michelle approves
Fried puppy just won't do
Poached poodle flan, the One will really rip their fur apart

Mind over matter
TelePrompTer glaze but a beast is in his heart


Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he'll chew you up
Oh here he comes

He's a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he'll chew you up

Oh here he comes
He's a dogeater