Its not my fault your girlfriend likes me
I do her hard like $#&@ing warped speed
Your dad's mad, it's not my $#&@ing fault

Because your mom also wants to $#&@ me

I slept with your mom and it wasn't my fault... you suck

Your girlfriend says mine's bigger than yours... you suck
Well, your sister likes me, I don't like her... you suck
I'm done with your mom, come take her back you $#&@ing suck...

hell, $#&@ing suck

I'm doing dip 'til the time I take a %#@!

I'm spitting in your dad's morning coffee cup
Your mom's mad, I didn't give her any head


What can I say, I don't give a $#&@?

I slept with your mom and it wasn't my fault... you suck

Your girlfriend says mine's bigger than yours... you suck
Well, your sister likes me, I don't like her... you suck
I'm done with your mom, come take her back you $#&@ing suck...

hell, $#&@ing suck

Dude, I did your mom, your sister,

your auntie, your cousin, your third cousin,
your grandma in her grave, I've done everything.
It's not my fault. It's not my $#&@ing fault!


I slept with your mom; it wasn't my fault you suck!