Take your time there's a party out back
But I've got a bigger plan
One sided all along

They found you at your best when you're at your worst
And just so it comes out unrehearsed
Down a bottle of something strong


Meet me in the corner I've got something to tell you
Am I out of order just to think you'd want this too

Honesty's my policy but I'll never outshine you
Content over quality, oh how can that beat you


The only light we'll see is the flash flash flash
Of your best friend coming to attack
With that single lens reflex, she thinks she's it

No sooner than we're out, and it's all about
What happened, who came on to who...
...ever thought that I would see this through


Meet me in the corner I've got something to tell you
Am I out of order just to think you'd want this too

Honesty's my policy but I'll never outshine you
Content over quality, oh how can that beat you


I'll try not to say too loud
Of what I do that makes you proud
Of everything you hope you'd be

Did not involve you holding me
But things work out the way I planned
I'm such an honourable man

Hard to resist, hard to put down
So put your faith in me


Meet me in the corner I've got something to tell you
Am I out of order just to think you'd want this too
Honesty's my policy but I'll never outshine you

Content over quality, oh how can that beat you