This place is going to be perfect The kind of place that I had dreamed since I was small. I'll make the walls flip and twirl while I give my body a swirl Who'd have thought that I could have it all?

This place was going to be perfect, More perfect than it ever was before. But since I was overrun and turned into a spud On the inside, I'm a sad, crying core.


I'll reconstruct all the bots and I'll perfect them in every way! Chell, well I'll be lying when I say From when I woke her from her rest I only wished for her the best The truth is, I never cared for her at all! Our partnership was never to be She bossed me around so selfishly Though thanks to her this place belongs to me!


We have to get back up there, rip him out and save the day! Truth, well I'll be lying when I say That when this place goes up in fire I'll lose all that I desire And won't care if you get burned along the way! For I'm GLaD I'm stuck with you I know your skills will pull us through Though if we don't hurry, THIS PLACE WILL BLOW UP SOON!

Finally, my subjects have arrived! Go now, or you'll wish you could die!


If we don't get to my room and kill that moron very soon this place will BLOW UP TO THE M-


No no. Fine. Everything is just fine.