I walk wearing a crown, self-proclaimed Roaylty
At least compared to you

I'm as good it gets and will be remembered
I know, I was told so


I talk wearing a frown
With arrogance and loathing, I address the punters
I'm the best there is, so beautiful and bold

I've got the touch of gold

No matter how $#&@ed, no matter how $#&@ed I am


The flavor of the month, come and take a bite
Another useless one, another spoon-fed, another spoon-fed mind


I'm the !@$( incarnate, an odious deadpan prick
Don't care what you think

I'm the VIP, the morons united
Access all areas


No matter how $#&@ed, no matter how $#&@ed I am

The flavor of the month, come and take a bite

Another useless one, another spoon-fed mind
Thus the rumors linger, envy tongues surround
Thus the pointing finger, being holier than, holier than thou


The flavor of the month, come and take a bite
Another useless one, another spoon-fed mind

Thus the rumors linger, envy tongues surround
Thus the pointing finger, being holier than, holier than thou